After a long couple of days dealing with server issues, I thought it only seemed fitting to do a top 10 list of why I hate computers and the internet. Please feel free to add your own reasons below:
10. They get in my way of working out every day for 2 hours then running 10 miles . . .
9. Instead of making work easier, they actually create more work than I had before . . .
8. I find myself saying LOL instead of just laughing . . .
7. I’ve noticed that I’d rather hang out with the nerds instead of the jocks now . . .
6. Rather than get work done, I seem to Stumble through the night . . .
5. Where before I couldn’t find enough sex in life, now I find myself getting sick of being propositioned every other email . . .
4. Because of number 5, re-read number 10 and number 9 . . .
3. As far as technology has come, I feel more unorganized and lost than I did with no computer . . .
2. With number 3 in mind, how in the world did we survive before computers . . .
1. I can’t imagine my life without either of them!
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Sooooo True! I’ve never been busier in my life and the whole reason why I got into online marketing was to have more “free time”…. Yeah Right!
Computers are like women. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.
That reminds me of a nice one:
“Internet Domain Names are like Girls, the ones you want are already taken :)”
lol, how true those sentiments are. An excellent rundown on life in front of a computer.
Before GUI, we had to keep good notes on our commands we issued to the mainframe. Now, thanks to the right-click, I don’t have to keep notes or remember everything, so I remember little to nothing.
I really HATE my imac…it has wasted so much of my time…I would rather be playing the piano or reading….so I am going to get rid of mine forever and get a life !
i hate the iternet because it gives people the chance to fill their minds with filth and hurt the people around them, porn needs to be completely erased from the internet. i hate it with a passion. Internet just gives perves the chance to be nasty and to show things that should be kept sacred by two people and shows it to the world.
Wow Natasha thats a bit harsh don’t u think?????
OMG THAT IS FUNNY
I too have come to despite the internet and computers. While I marvel at the technology, I have come to the conclusion that the world we live in is UNNATURAL. We are not built to have screens thrust in front of our faces for most of our waking lives. It’s a stressful life of endless work. Not to mention the cell phones - the dog leash of modern communications keeping us enslaved. Helllp
Listen to yourselves. Hating computers and the internet, the best things that have ever happened to us. Now we can cure diseases, talk to people half way around the world in seconds, fly airplanes without crashes, and many marvelous things. You people make me sick. I would like you to see our world now without computers.
Be thankful for what we have. Machines that do 300,000 math equations in 1/2 a second. Computers are power, computers are knowledge and computers are what keep our world up and running now.
James has lost his brain due to computers!
this is so true! i was an active runner till i met the computer.i stop working out stopped running..im thinking about getting rid of this computer and internet!
oh james ur and IDIOT because we lasted all these yrs without it!
I agree with all the posted comments. In life you have to take the good with the bad, be responsible with what you have, like managing your time. In the old days we used to wait for the mail man to get that special letter, now we have email. Kids used to go out a play and get to know each other, now we have the internet. Robbers used to hold up stage coaches and the like, now they scam you on the internet. The internet is the most awesome library ever!
With regard to Touchstone, is it true that it will not come with an additional charging cord? ,
“As far as technology has come, I feel more unorganized and lost than I did with no computer . . .”
Very true. I have OneNote and I can’t figure out a reason to use it despite it’s many features. It’s just capitalism in your face. I still haven’t utilized Word to it’s full potential. I have Excell and Powerpoint too and I feel like a loser because I don’t have a need for them in my life. I think it’s just Microsoft trying to brainwash us into thinking we need to use these applications everyday or we are not living up to our productive potential, whatever that is.
So true, what baffles me is that all I have is a simple laptop and an HP printer which wants to sell me cartridges but can’t be bothered to print my documents, it has tried to take over my laptop like a rabid nazi in the thirties, with a staggering number of programs, clogging the life out everything i do. I HATE COMPUTERS…..
300,000 calculations per 1/2 second? maybe on an intel 4004.. try around 5 billion calculations per 1/2 second on todays CPU’s. And yeah, f….orget computers.
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