Top Ten Reasons I Hate Computers & The Internet

After a long couple of days dealing with server issues, I thought it only seemed fitting to do a top 10 list of why I hate computers and the internet. Please feel free to add your own reasons below:

10. They get in my way of working out every day for 2 hours then running 10 miles . . .

9. Instead of making work easier, they actually create more work than I had before . . .

8. I find myself saying LOL instead of just laughing . . .

7. I’ve noticed that I’d rather hang out with the nerds instead of the jocks now . . .

6. Rather than get work done, I seem to Stumble through the night . . .

5. Where before I couldn’t find enough sex in life, now I find myself getting sick of being propositioned every other email . . .

4. Because of number 5, re-read number 10 and number 9 . . .

3. As far as technology has come, I feel more unorganized and lost than I did with no computer . . .

2. With number 3 in mind, how in the world did we survive before computers . . .

1. I can’t imagine my life without either of them!