After a long couple of days dealing with server issues, I thought it only seemed fitting to do a top 10 list of why I hate computers and the internet. Please feel free to add your own reasons below:
10. They get in my way of working out every day for 2 hours then running 10 miles . . .
9. Instead of making work easier, they actually create more work than I had before . . .
8. I find myself saying LOL instead of just laughing . . .
7. I’ve noticed that I’d rather hang out with the nerds instead of the jocks now . . .
6. Rather than get work done, I seem to Stumble through the night . . .
5. Where before I couldn’t find enough sex in life, now I find myself getting sick of being propositioned every other email . . .
4. Because of number 5, re-read number 10 and number 9 . . .
3. As far as technology has come, I feel more unorganized and lost than I did with no computer . . .
2. With number 3 in mind, how in the world did we survive before computers . . .
1. I can’t imagine my life without either of them!
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Sooooo True! I’ve never been busier in my life and the whole reason why I got into online marketing was to have more “free time”…. Yeah Right!
Computers are like women. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.
That reminds me of a nice one:
“Internet Domain Names are like Girls, the ones you want are already taken
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lol, how true those sentiments are. An excellent rundown on life in front of a computer.
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